Uriah developed the product back in 2002, but it took rafting the Grand Canyon in 2005 to realize that it had so many practical uses. He's a bit of a slow learner.
Chief Executive Officer
Our marketing guru and resident organizer who loves a checklist and isn’t afraid of running with scissors. We try our best not to get on his $#@& list.
VP of Operations
Next to Uriah, Mike's been around the longest. We're still trying to figure out what to do with him… until then, he'll use his mad architectural skills as needed.